"It's 8 o'clock!" ... He's 4 -- how could I say "no"? 🙂
"My foster brother is a teenager and my foster sister is a human being." (We think he meant "adult.") LOL
"I'm good at finding stuff. It just takes me a few days."
Four year old runs past. "Look, I'm a horse." "Nice. What's your name?" "I'm galladding." "Your name is Galladding?" "Yeah! See I'm galladding." *He gallops past me down the hall..* "Oh! Your galloping." "Yeah! I'm galladding."
Four year old - "Want to hear a joke?" Me - "Of course." Four year old - "Everyone fell into a garbage can!" *child falls onto floor laughing.* ???
While examining his McDonald's cheeseburger. "Where does hamburgers come from?" "Hmm, from a cow." "Cows come to McDonald's and drop off the hamburgers." "Uh... yeah, something like that."
"A headache means there's too much noise and you can't handle it."
“It’s past your bedtime, Bud.” “I noticed, but I didn’t say anything because I wanted to stay up.” ************************** Empty Cup Blog tour update: Visit Review/Buy page for full list of reviews: Classy Cat Books - Author Interview (that'd be with me!) Spiced Latte Reads - Book Review - 4/5 stars. "Great read, really… Continue reading #8 Wit and Wisdom at Age 4
“Suzanne, see this picture here.” “Yes...” “James has hair!”
Shelby dressed in morning pj's with bedhead, goes to her room to get ready for the day. She returns with hair and make up done, wearing a summer dress. With a shocked look on his face: "You look so pretty Shelby, how do you get like that?"