Stop Touching Me!

Child 1 ~ “Stop kicking me.”

Child 2 ~ “He’s touching me.”

Child 1 ~ “You’re kicking me.”

Child 2 ~ “Suzanne, he’s squishing my toes.”

Me ~ “OK, everyone freeze, no one move.”

*pulls out phone and sets camera, clicks picture under table.*

To child 2 – “Put your feet back to your side of the table.” and to Child 1 ~ “We’re in a restaurant, put your shoes back on!”

Nothing like photo evidence 🙂

who's touching who feet

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About Suzanne Costigan

Author of Empty Cup, a contemporary, social issues based young adult novel.

Posted on August 18, 2014, in Stellar (and not so stellar) parenting moments and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. You can’t make this stuff up! Great dialogue. And again, I love the feet!

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Definitely not made up!! LOL I really am entertained every day. 🙂 Thanks for following, Gabe!

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